That's intense
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Never joke about your clitoris.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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