it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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