we're blogging at a bar
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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