ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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