this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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