you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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