I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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