Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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