so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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