why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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