I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
