sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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