We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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