just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We were destined to go to rehab together
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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