so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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