I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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