so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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