is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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