I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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