Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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