what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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