3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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