So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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