Sponge bath it is.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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