We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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