So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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