fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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