But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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