New low: just hacked my moms facebook
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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