That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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