I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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