singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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