My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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