They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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