i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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