He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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