He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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