okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize