Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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