I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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