Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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