Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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