You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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