Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Goodbee
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
