if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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