It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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