What a fucking waste of an outfit
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
is it fun? or sober?
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