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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for

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(248): View more from Michigan

well I can't set my house on fire every night

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(518): View more from New York

At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out

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(647): View more from Ontario

Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming

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