Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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