I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
there is glitter all over my balls
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