STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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