he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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